Description
A Shakespearean insult generator that creates tart-tongued and totally humorous bawdy combinations and clever comebacks. Some occasions call for foul language, but why resort to the common F-word? If you must be offensive, hearken back to the Elizabethan days for more salacious and outrageous word choices. Impress your friends with your mastery of lewd iambic pentameter and vanquish your enemies with the power of the bard. After all, a toad-spotted maggot by any other name would be as pestilent . . .
Mix and match to come up with your own raucous rebuffs, including:
- Thou Foul-Reeking Lily-Livered Codpiece!
- Thou Ruttish Rump-Fed Pignut!
- Thou Beslubbering Cockeyed Canker-blossom!
- Thou Churlish Dull-Eyed Hag
And more!
Customer FAQs:
Question: I want to order 100% authentic Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant… from your store. How I can place my order in Pakistan?
Answer: Our products are 100% imported and authenticated. To place order just either contact with us or place your order online. One of our sales person contact with you.
Question: Do you have physical store of Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant… in Pakistan?
Answer: No, you can only place order online because we import from USA as get order.
Question: How much more time you will take to deliver, once you get my order?
Answer: After order confirmation we do our best to deliver in 3 to 4 week.
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Answer: We do our best to list exact prices of all products but since dollar fluctuate in Pakistan so sometime we update at the time of order confirmation.
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