Description
Yes, this is for real!
Do you, your friends, or your family poop big?? Do those logs sometimes need a little help going down? Endlessly spinning poops will mock you from the toilet vortex no more! This knife will chop the most compacted of brownies, the most seasoned of sausages, can handle the hardwood of butt logs, the longest of sewer snakes, the most ferocious of bog crocodiles, and the fattest of heaved Havanas.
Never to be mistaken for a box opener again, this poop knife is one of a kind - made from metal reinforced silicone it is strong, hygienic, and easy to clean. Guaranteed not to turn into a rusty punji stick.
Be a samurai of the porcelain poo poo platter.
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Original Poop Knife TM
Customer FAQs:
Question: I want to order 100% authentic Poop Knife from your store. How I can place my order in Pakistan?
Answer: Our products are 100% imported and authenticated. To place order just either contact with us or place your order online. One of our sales person contact with you.
Question: Do you have physical store of Poop Knife in Pakistan?
Answer: No, you can only place order online because we import from USA as get order.
Question: How much more time you will take to deliver, once you get my order?
Answer: After order confirmation we do our best to deliver in 3 to 4 week.
Question: All prices are connfirm and accurate? How I can get exact Poop Knife price in Pakistan?
Answer: We do our best to list exact prices of all products but since dollar fluctuate in Pakistan so sometime we update at the time of order confirmation.
Question: Is there some discount I will get at the time of placing order?
Answer: For discount we usually send discount coupons. To get discount coupons of Poop Knife you can sign up our newsletter.
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